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No, I'd never resort to kissing your photo,
honest
I just had to see how the chemicals taste, honey.
-Frans Ferdinand.
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Please stop by *severus-hermione
Fakeness is annoying when people are being obviously fake, like every single girl at the school. Fakeness should not be detectable, under any circumstances.
The newest episode. I don't feel like explaining. WATCHITWATCHITWATCHIT. Seriously. Even a guy would be able to appreciate his hotness.
...No, it can't. It's one of those things that would warp the space time continuum if it suddenly became anything other than completely and totally boring-enough-to-kill-yourself-listening-to-it.
Huh. That's strange. Most people can... The people we're around on a daily basis are idiots. The kids there haven't learned how to listen and watch, even if they've learned that sometimes you need to stuff your conscience into a cupboard and suffocate it with a pillow. The first step to wisdom is silence, the second is listening.
Most of them still giggle over smoking pot, for God's sake. It's illegal, oh my God!
LOL well Eli, you've begun your first steps on the road to being a perverted teenager. Enjoy it while you can.
What your hell?
Everything on the Internet is run by retards, Eli. Get it right.
I told Andrew the pun in the first place. I've been using it since around April last school term.
I have no fucking idea who the kid is, nor do I really care, but yeah, it was. The was the assembly I wanted to run out of and successively puke out my guts. And not even because the assembly sucked. Yeah. I really, really wasn't feeling well.
How does skinny translate into voluptuous? Weird Romanians...
(Well start downloading on whatever the fuck you use, then! What do you use, on that note? LimeWire has been being a skank with me lately.)
Um... Yeah.. That was an... Interesting... night. Spencer pretty much outright admitted to being a literal-masochist. Among other things. ...
INDEED! If everyone was just themselves, then everyone might be a little more pissed off at everyone at times... But everyone would be more at ease as well. I think.
It'd just be better.
I haven't watched that show in. So. Long.
I think it's been 4 years.
Sure. I suppose. I appreciate Padeleki's hotness more though. Or however you spell it. LOL!
"You're such a fag, Eli.."
Sigh. Heathen. Yes it can. Just gotta find the right ones.
I knoooOWW! Oh my god. You just said some amazing things there. Yes. People ARE idiots. And few "observe" anymore. And they call us that do (AHEMMATTCRUZYOUBITCHNIGGERAHEM) the weirdos.
And that vulgar saying is Matt LeRoy's. I just performed copyright infringement. Don't tell.
...I didn't say that all that well, but I think you know what I mean.
I completely. And fully. Have absolutely no interest in trying pot. Or any drugs. And I just think alcohol is too disgusting tasting to consume... still. I'm like not even a tad bit curious! I don't know why I'm like this, but I've met ... I think almost just about nobody who feels the same way. Or at least said so.
...High...School...
Oh. I think it's my Mother's fault, actually. Because she's the drugs encyclopedia. Hmm. I should go thank her.
LOL... Um. I took those steps oh so very long ago. I'm on my way back down the other side of the mountain now. I think I usually just hide the perv side from you.
I've spoken with Austin Johnson lately... That might have something to do with this...
LOL.
Well... Not-...
Fine. Everything.
I know. That's why I said he "accidentally" said it. Except it was totally on purpose...?
You know what I mean?
Eh.
He's kinda funny in my Math class. Oh. That doesn't help you any? Excuse me.
I refuse to believe my ass is skinny.
And I refuse to admit that I'm squeezing it contemplatively right now.
Oh. Oops.
(I use those things called "Torrents". And I use the Torrent-hosting website "The Pirate Bay". You have to download a torrent program to be able to download these things, though. It doesn't really matter what program you choose... but I think LimeWire counts as one, but it sort of sucks. I use one called µTorrent.
I still use LimeWire for specific song downloads, though.
Anyway,
I got the Little Things album from Hanne. I haven't listened to it yet, though. Couldn't find a drop from the other bands.)
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Let me show you an endless trail of sunsets..
Like being a complete pervert?
Being yourself is an easy way to annoy people. It confuses them.
Wow, seriously? Well I guess if you still did listen to it you'd know that Jason now parts his hair and got kinda buff, so his whole, skinny, kicked puppy dog with shaggy bangs appeal is completely ruined. Dean's the shit still, though.
Always had a thing for guys with classic cars.
...Um, just a little bit.
No. It can't. It's either music or Music. There's no in between.
Matt Cruz can be a complete idiot sometimes because he's disgustingly close minded. And thinks it's cool for girl's to send him porn. I stopped texting him because he wouldn't stop making extremely rude comments of sexual nature. It got to the point that everytime his name came up on a text I would sneer and delete it.
LOL I didn't know LeRoy had it in 'im.
Drugs are dangerous and disgusting. I mean, what the fuck? Seriously. They smell bad and don't exactly make you attractive and certainly don't make you cool. Alcohol is even worse because it's a lot more addictive than what most kids now take (i.e. pot) and a lot more dangerous. My uncle died in a drunk car crash, and I really don't take shit like that lightly.
*coughRomaniancough*
LOL yeah, that's probably why.
Good job.
Sure. Of course I do. Now these people in white coats are going to help you, Eli...
You're not excused.
T.M.I., man. T.M.I.
(I'm never gonna look that up. I don't like downloading more than I have to. Way to many chances for viruses. Do you think you could give me the Hanne's though? LimeWire doesn't have anything of hers. Like, seriously nothing. You can go to megafiles or whatever and upload it, then I can download it. Please? *puppy dog eyes*)
And Spencer has passed far beyond the meager threshold of weird.
He's creepy. Not to mention assously irritating.
LOL, very true.
No... Um... Lol... I don't "listen" to anymore.. no...
What do you mean "parts his hair"?
And he was always somewhat buff-ish. Even in Gilmore Girls.
Dean's too full of himself. And thinks he's immensely tough and cool. Maybe that's 'cause he is though.
LOL. Okay.
Sigh. Fine... Fine...
THANK YOU JESUS.
Or, Shelby, rather.
You frakkin read my thoughts.
He's SO close minded, it's painful.
Just the other day I was busy on the computer in Tech Tools, painstakingly trying to get a project done. And then I finished. I was tired, and class got out in 5 minutes, so I sat there, resting.
Then there was a little bitch-nigger Matt Cruz.
He goes over and sits in the chair right next to me and in the most condescending, irritating voice, starts telling me how I need to talk more, and be more outgoing, and how can I possibly just sit there? How can I be so lazy?
Why don't I get more active?
Why don't I effing JOIN TRACK?
Every fadarkin day in that class I talk to him, and his buddy Connor Dodge that sits next to me, and laugh, and everything that good beer buddies do. Er.. Whatever.
Then I gave him a spiel/rebuttal about his condescension and pathetic arrogance... and justified everything, and he retreated to the chuckle-joke-stage of self-defense.
UGH. And HE DOES THIS ALL THE TIME. Most of the time with little or no grounds, that bastard!
God that's long..
Sorry ...Is this what venting is?
Anywhats.
LeRoy is very cool, and much more talkative and outgoing with us, and his closer friends. I kind of know what he's like around other people, and it could be perceived as rather anti-social. I don't know about you, though.
Right! The idea of injecting, or huffing, or breathing in hot vile air is terrible... Sigh.
And alcohol is terrible as well, even if it's different, yes. At least abusing it is.
Oh.. I didn't know about your uncle... you have even more incentive to not to try it then!
Yeah. Her being a Gymnast-ian has so much to do with it.
GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!
THEIR COATS ARE TOO CLEAN!
Too Much Internet?
Yes. I agree.
(Well, I've got good virus protection software...
Alright. I've done it. The link is in a note that I'm going to send you... Right... Now.
I think you have to download each song individually though, sorry.
And you don't have to ask that hard.)
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Let me show you an endless trail of sunsets..
Assously? LOL. I like that word. I'm going to steal it.
SHUT. UP. I was thinking of music. I meant watch, and you know I did. Hmph. Hoe. I mean exactly what it read like. He. parts. his. hair. And I mean like buff in the way that he's kinda husky now. Not fat, it's all muscle, but he used to be a pretty lanky, skinny guy, but strong. You know what I mean? Gilmore Girls...? I don't even want to know why you know that.
Dean is the shitzle because he's arrogant and full of himself and just all around an asshole. But he's a vaguely sensitive asshole, now that he got sent to Hell.
Oh, did I just spoil you? Oops. Sorry.
You don't have to call me God... *blushes* But you can if you want to.
He thinks he cool. I don't know, but it just pisses me off, because it's a front to hide how insecure he is about himself. And sure, that's all fine and dandy, but he doesn't need to be such an asshole about it. Just because he plays football doesn't mean everyone needs to play sports or anything like that. You don't need to talk or do more or be outgoing to be a nice, interesting person, and you don't need to be a little blonde skinny twig bitch to be a fulfilled girl.
Tell him what you think of him. Frankly, and don't let him just laugh it off. If you don't want to talk to him, you don't need to, especially if you hate his guts as much as you so obviously do. Then give him the Stare of European Death. Works everytime.
Vent all you want. It's rather therapeutic, huh? I get the ice cream, you get the movies!
LeRoy is a really nice kid, but yeah, he's pretty quiet. I am really happy that he found an instrument he likes to play, though. He likes music, but he hated the cello. He's so much better with the viola. Plus it bakes him blueberry pancakes every morning. Quite responsible.
My uncle died a while ago. I was pretty young. Greg and one of his coworkers decided to go get Taco Bell, because they're on the night shift at Oregon Steel and they're freakin' hungry, so they get in the car and start driving down there. On the way there, another dude is racing away from the police. Obviously, he's drunk. Greg goes through the intersection on a green, and the other dude runs the red and T-bones him. My uncle is nearly decapitated and the passenger is crushed to death. They both died on the scene. Drunk-o gets incarcerated for the next 15 years, and his passenger is injured and put in custody for being under the influence of pot. Of course, the assholes in this situation both live and don't have any lasting problems other than being in jail.
And my dad would like to include that if you want to see living proof, you should talk to him. He can't even remember what he was supposed to remember when he tries to remember it, apparently.
LOL a lot of them are gymnasts, aren't they?
They're going to help you, Eli. Help you.
Exactly.
(I have a Mac. Even outdated by like a million years it still beats you. But I don't want to risk the poor thing. Thank you! I looked for it at Music Millennium at the Hub and it was like 17 bucks. I'm not paying that for a freaking C.D., man.
And yes I do. Creates emphasis.)
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